On January 1, Helpdesk Man launched his new web design business, Information Highwayman. Since that day his site has been featured on a vasty number of design blogs, cooed at by people cooler than us and generally caused Helpdesk Man to oose about with an extra prance in his gambol. One lady even sent him a bar of soap after he gave her free consultancy for her soap-making site. And he’s in negotiations with a few other chappies to be paid large wodges of cash, which we like even better than soap.
So, anyway. Yay for Helpdesk Man. And because I am docile and lovely, instead of gloomily comparing our comparative net worths and drawing cartoons of myself as a ball and chain and imagining us at swanky design parties with leggy brunettes arching their eyebrows at me and saying “What’s THAT?” and Helpdesk Man saying apologetically “That’s my wife, she makes tote bags” and discreetly turning them to face the other way as I pick at my elbow…
…because I wouldn’t do that, because I’m normal and well-adjusted…
…I will join in on the adulation and shill for him. So. If any of you want a website and have consummate dollars, go to Information Highwayman. He knows a lot about typefaces, and is pretty good at doing the dishes.
I’m gonna go explode with joy now, k?