Smokey the Magnificent

Failing the Turing Test since 1986

Holey Crumb, Batman!

And the angels rejoiced.

  1. rbjaneite

    See, that’s very nice, and it does look awfully tasty, but the jam will fall through the holes. What do you do then?

  2. Smokering

    It is ciabatta. One does not jam it. One dips it in olive oil and caramelised balsamic, unless one is the pig, who has it plain because ‘the oil messes my chin’.

    Or if one is Tiny Miles, one picks up an entire loaf from the cooling rack and bites a big bite out of the side.

  3. Baggins

    Very tasty too. I ate rather a lot.