February 9th, 2013

Yup. As of Monday, the snortlepig is now officially School Pig. Eddication Pig. Backpack Pig. Intelligence Pig. Maths Pig.

She actually likes maths. Asks to do it every morning. This caused me a few days of soul-searching and regret, until it occurred to me that a) we’ve only been at it a week, and b) I reward her with white chocolate buttons and/or roasted salted peanuts when she gets an answer right. (It’s not bribery; it’s a valid ABA principle by which I once taught a special needs child to read, so there. Only he had snippets of rice cracker instead of chocolate buttons, poor kid.)

We’re also doing catechism - the Heidelberg Shorter Shorter Shorter. Apparently the version I learned in my youth was mercifully truncated from all the versions I can find on the internet.

Our other subject is Ancient Egypt. Our only other subject, in fact. In theory we’re doing Invertebrates for science, but I’ll have to gear myself up for that - had a cockroach incident recently which put me right off. English is so far based around the writing that naturally occurs in the other subjects, and reluctant letters to Grandma. As for everything else… well, what else are pigs supposed to do at this age anyway? Phys-ed? Derisive snort.

Anyhoo, we’re having a lovely time copying hieroglyphs and colouring in “Design Your Own Sarcophagus” worksheets from the internet - not as in “a sarcophagus for your own personal future corpse-cradling use”, I assume; more “the kind of general, inoffensive sarcophagus you’d design as a sample when trying to break into the market”. The pig’s was largely purple, and had stripes.

The hardest part is combating her current knowledge of ancient Egypt. It derives entirely from Stargate: SG-1, and has led to her declaring such things as “Mummy, you can’t go and see the pyramids. They’re not real, they’re just in the movies.”

Well, it’s early days.

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9 Responses to “Eddication”

Trish Says:

Do you have to meet lots of those ridiculous requirements like for NCEA, and do you have to choose topics from a list or is it more free rein than that? It sounds suspiciously fun. I’m tempted to homeschool the cat.

Smokering Says:

Huh. I always thought it was “free reign”. Apparently “free rein” is the original/correct version, but “free reign” has become an accepted variant through usage and the fact that it also makes sense. Whaddya know.

Homeschooling laws in NZ are pretty loosey-goosey, actually. Kids only have to start school or get an exemption when they turn 6, and the only official requirements are that the child must be taught “as regularly and as well” as at a public school. To get the exemption you have to give them a plan, but it doesn’t need to conform to anything specific. It can be “We’ll be reading through Victorian literature for English, using Saxon Maths, correspondence school science and history from library books”. If they don’t like it they won’t give you the exemption, but they’re not *too* picky.

At the other end of school, to get into Uni you have to do Cambridge exams and/or NCEA, which is annoying. Or if you don’t, you can do that six-month bridging course, the university preparation one. My sister may end up doing that before she starts a music degree next year. It used to be looser - I got into Uni on the strength of my SAT scores and the fact I could vaguely write my own name. But who knows what it’ll be like by the time the piggie grows up!

It is fun, thus far anyway. We’re going on a homeschool field trip to Thames next week, to see the butterfly house. There will be fish and chips.

Baggins Says:

Sounds like fun! However, if she really does like maths apart from the chocolate, perhaps you should be worried.
If you didn’t want to dissect a creepy-crawly just yet, you could start with something a little less harmless, such as the water cycle. Or moldy bread, which I believe ties in with Ancient Egypt, because I think they but it on wounds to help them heal or something.

Mother Says:

Or the innards of a possum.

Krissy Says:

Hello! It’s rightkindofme! I am ditching MDC so I should probably be all social and start leaving comments here. :)

You and I started having kids right around the same time and I am loosey-goosey working towards “teaching” my oldest.

Have you ever heard of the book The Myth of Ability? http://www.amazon.com/Myth-Ability-Nurturing-Mathematical-Talent/dp/0802777074

I’m reading through it right now and I’m enjoying it. I’ve always been a bit mathsphobic. I’m trying to get over it since my husband points out that I actually *have done* trigonometry I just haven’t “taken a class”. :)

US laws on homeschooling are weird but I live in a liberal state. I’m thinking about signing on for a charter school for kindergarden starting in September because they give you $1300/year for classes, supplies, etc. Otherwise I’m on my own and I pay into the public system we aren’t using. :) I’m thinking about it. Our charter option isn’t too pushy or dogmatic.

My kids bring me a lot of bugs. I have to try very hard not to scream and jump on the nearest chair/big rock/etc. I don’t want to model that reaction but it’s unconscious! heh.

I’m glad you blog so that I don’t have to lose you. :)

smokering Says:

Hard to argue with $1300 a year! We get a bit of money from the government for homeschooling here - or will when the piggie turns 6, anyway. I fluctuate between being delighted to get “free” money, and irked that they only give us a tiny percentage of what they’d spend on public schooling every other child. At any rate, I’m keeping a log of how much the pig’s education costs, just for interest. Wildly unprecise, really - we’re going on a homeschool trip next Wednesday, so do I count petrol? Admission to the Butterfly House for her, or for all of us? The cost of the fish and chips and picnic lunch items? But it might give us a vague idea. Which reminds me, I need to add $9.51 to the spreadsheet for coloured pencils.

I’m pretty mathsphobic myself (and I haven’t ever done trigonometry… or calculus… or really anything beyond basic maths and a spot of algebra). I’ve read enough articles by autistic maths geniuses to dimly acknowledge that maths can be a beautiful, wondrous thing of great clarity and stark magnificence, if you’re into that… but I ain’t. Fortunately, I do quite enjoy maths at the piggie’s level, which involves a hundreds chart and drawing up graphs of Boys Vs Girls in various households we know. (Numerically, that is, not…. combat-wise…)

So can I ask why you ditched MDC? :p I keep meaning to, but there are a few threads I find motivating. It’s absurd how much more I get done when I can write it in the “What did you accomplish today?” thread! Good for you, though… but we’ll miss you round the boards!

Krissy Says:

I ditched MDC because I got spanked by a moderator for my participation in the Welfare Mothers thread. I was “too jolting” she wanted me to reframe my references to my family and make them more general and less graphic. It was “off topic and not necessary” and I decided that I’m done letting those fascist witches tell me what I can write. So I’m done.

I’m going to miss the Surviving Abuse forum the most. Those women have walked me through some very suicidal days.

Kovac Says:

When working out the cost of your childs education and you factoring in some kind of expense for your time?

How much is Smokering worth per hour under her own calculations?

smokering Says:

You mean, as opposed to the $600 an hour I would undoubtedly be making as an international synergy consultant, were the piggie in school? :p

Yeah, no. Although if I did, I could tot it all up and present her with the bill upon graduation. One final life lesson about Maturity, Responsibility and Betrayal. An appealing thought.

But then, how would one count it? This morning I was doing history with her while giving Miles the milks; would I charge for that on the grounds that the milksing didn’t impede her education, or not charge her on the grounds that the historying wasn’t taking away any time from my other daily duties, ie. milksing? Half-wages? Clearly my own education should have included some classes in accounting.

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