Smokey the Magnificent

Failing the Turing Test since 1986

Aww man

Helpdesk Man sees all the cool beasts. This morning while I was at Bible study, educating my soul, he looked out the kitchen window and saw a large, smallish pink pig rootling around under the plum trees. And later that morning, a skink oosed across the deck outside his office. I wasn’t even convinced we had skinks in New Zealand. He even came across a quail-bird rally in the backyard the other day. And what have I seen over the past week? A dozen mostly-dead roaches, an almost interestingly large moth and a mushroom. Feh.

We went hunting for the pig with the pigs when we got home, but could not find it. I live in hope.