Nearly every famous speech from history and the arts can be given new meaning by adding “like, so“. Like so:
“I came, I saw, I, like, so conquered”. -Julius Caesar
“Frankly my dear, I, like, so don’t give a damn.” - Rhett Butler
“A woman without a man is, like, so like a fish without a bicycle.” - Gloria Steinem (attrib.)
“E, like, so equals M C squared”. - Einstein
“Make it, like, so so!” - Jean-Luc Picard
“Unfortunately, no-one can be told what the Matrix is. You, like, so have to see it for yourself.” - Morpheus.
“Thrift, thrift, Horatio! The funeral bak’d meats/Did, like, so coldly furnish forth the marriage table.” - Hamlet
“It’s, like, so a trap!” - Admiral Ackbar
“We are, like, so not amused.” - Queen Victoria
Amirite? It’s nice to know that my $12,000-plus-extras-for-Cookie-Times-from-the-library-vending-machine degree in English didn’t go to waste.