Would you rather be totally bald or have hair that looked like Snape’s?
ETA: No? Really? OK, I have another one. If you had to suffer from one of these conditions for the rest of your tiny life, which would you pick?
1. Every time you put on a pair of shoes (including flippers, sandals, slippers and similarly quirky footwear) you had an hour of moderate, unrelievable nausea
or
2. Every time you looked in the mirror you would experience a jolt of fear.
Go.
