Comments on: The Niceness of the Pig http://smokeythemagnificent.com/2010/06/12/the-niceness-of-the-pig/ Failing the Turing Test since 1986 Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:47:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Mother http://smokeythemagnificent.com/2010/06/12/the-niceness-of-the-pig/#comment-1184 Mother Sat, 12 Jun 2010 10:40:13 +0000 http://smokeythemagnificent.com/?p=879#comment-1184 True enough. Which one are you? The one that ... oh no, that was another one. I think. True enough. Which one are you? The one that … oh no, that was another one. I think.

]]> By: smokering http://smokeythemagnificent.com/2010/06/12/the-niceness-of-the-pig/#comment-1183 smokering Sat, 12 Jun 2010 10:08:36 +0000 http://smokeythemagnificent.com/?p=879#comment-1183 Two sisters later, technically. As it currently stands I don't even have the distinction of being a proper middle child; I'm just part of the amorphous middle section of the family, like the peaches in a trifle. Or the letter H. Or Seven of Nine, although less shapely. Or an obscure wedding anniversary, like pewter or Formica. Or some little-known century during the Middle Ages. Or four on the pain scale. Or number seven in a countdown to a rocket launch. Or a flyover state in America's heartland that you think might be a windy one, but you cannot swear to it. Or a minor prophet. It's okay, though. It makes me less conspicuous to gunmen. Two sisters later, technically. As it currently stands I don’t even have the distinction of being a proper middle child; I’m just part of the amorphous middle section of the family, like the peaches in a trifle. Or the letter H. Or Seven of Nine, although less shapely. Or an obscure wedding anniversary, like pewter or Formica. Or some little-known century during the Middle Ages. Or four on the pain scale. Or number seven in a countdown to a rocket launch. Or a flyover state in America’s heartland that you think might be a windy one, but you cannot swear to it. Or a minor prophet.

It’s okay, though. It makes me less conspicuous to gunmen.

]]> By: Mother http://smokeythemagnificent.com/2010/06/12/the-niceness-of-the-pig/#comment-1182 Mother Sat, 12 Jun 2010 06:50:53 +0000 http://smokeythemagnificent.com/?p=879#comment-1182 Point 6: She is also philosophical about Death. As in "Bobbymouse DIED! Point 14: I'm sorry. But you were very eloquent about the milks and it was starting to disturb the church ladies. And at the time, you weren't the middle child. That came 3 sisters later. Point 6: She is also philosophical about Death. As in “Bobbymouse DIED!

Point 14: I’m sorry. But you were very eloquent about the milks and it was starting to disturb the church ladies. And at the time, you weren’t the middle child. That came 3 sisters later.

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