There are a couple of children roaming our garden outside the house. I can hear them talking and clattering things, but I cannot confront them because a) I am not wearing a shirt, and would half to walk past the open front door to get one, b) the piggie is sleeping on my lap and c) I am a pansy. They’ve been round the house several times now, and I am afraid they might try to wander in or something.
Awkward.
Maybe I’ll sic the pig on ‘em. She can get mighty cantankerous when roused from a nap.
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