Smokey the Magnificent

Failing the Turing Test since 1986

If You Could…

If you could cross any animal with any other animal to produce an int’resting hybrid, which two would you choose?

  1. Mother

    A squirrel (for appeal) and a Saint Bernard (to maximise the appeal). Squirrels are my friends.

  2. Betty Scandretti

    Why is this tagged “cooking”, my twisted sister?

    I think I would try a cat and an otter. That way, it would be only slightly different from an actual cat or otter, and the uncanny valley aspect would have its fullest effect.

  3. Mother

    I did not see the “cooking” tag. Was I supposed to include taste in my considerations? If so, please disregard any references to squirrels or Saint Bernards. That would be horrible.

  4. smokering

    Deliciousness is not necessarily a requirement: I simply did not wish to limit my readers.

    Making a cat/raptor hybrid would be amoosing, but it would also be the last thing you ever did.