December 8th, 2009

My lack of blogging for the last few days is largely due to an unexpected sewing kick. I accidentally got inspired perusing Craftster and decided to make a skirt out of a remnant of pin-striped fabric I got cheap from the Fabric Barn. Once I hauled the fabric out to look at it I realised there wasn’t enough for a really froofy skirt, so I amended the plan to a top, which then morphed into a tunic and finally a dress, albeit non-froofy. I have about three square inches of fabric left over - none too shabby. As for the dress, I will post pictures of it as soon as Helpdesk Man takes them. I am quite ridiculously pleased with it, having never constructed a wearable garment for myself before, much less drafted my own pattern. And other than an obnoxious thirteen-year-old from church, who informed my small sister quite clearly that she did not like it, opinions are favourable. (So HAH, obnoxious thirteen-year-old from church. So’s your face!)

Anyway, giddy with the high of successful garment construction I have spent the past several days sketching various nursing-friendly dresses on bits of paper. Today I am going to Spotlight with Mama to buy fabric for (budget permitting) several of them, including a double-layered fairy-inspired garden party dress incorporating hippie/bohemian and Victorian crazy quilt elements, and a sailor-style Victorian child-slash-swing-type dress. Apparently I can no more stick to a genre than Joss Whedon - speaking of which, did you hear Dollhouse was cancelled? Not that we’re surprised.

Anyway. here’s a question for you. For a million dollars, would you keep a dead donkey in your backyard for a year? The rules are: it’s freshly dead to begin with, and you can’t conceal it by planting a hedge of hibiscus or flinging compost on it or erecting a tiny picket fence. It just has to lie there… chillin’. Helpdesk Man said he totally would, and sounded so enthusiastic I haggled, and beat him down to about 50,000 before he called me a sicko and refused to discuss it any further. He is weak in the fibre.

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5 Responses to “Dresses”

Mother Says:

We had a dead hedgehog in the garden for a while before he got too fragrant for us to ignore. I think a donkey would be worse. It’s bigger. And the blowflies would come. So, not for me, even though the $$ would be useful.

Betty Scandretti Says:

I would. I’d just open the windows on the opposite side of the house and use the public parks. And the tumble-dryer.

Deb Says:

Is it a large donkey? I think maybe I could, especially if I were in a house with a larger back yard. We only ever have the windows open maybe two weeks a year, total, so it wouldn’t be too bad keeping them shut for those two weeks. In Texas it goes from being cold to pleasantly warm then two weeks later it’s broiling. It would make letting the dog out to relieve herself a bit harder, but I don’t like her anyway.

nat Says:

I wouldn’t because I would get superstitious about having a dead thing in the backyard and think that that my property had become cursed by the ghost of the dead donkey, who was angry that its body had not been given a proper burial. Imagine the noises it would make in the night! Urgh!

A million bucks ain’t worth a the wrath of the angry dead, man.

And also it would make me sad to see a dead donkey.

smokering Says:

Um… Deb, would you really change your answer based on the largeness or smallness of the donkey? I don’t think a small one would be significantly less smelly or unpleasant than a large one. Of course, if you have a dog, it might eat all the nasty fleshy bits off in a day or two. That’d be handy.

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