October 7th, 2009

Yes yes, we’ve moved house, boxes everywhere, can’t find the screws, no Internet for several days, psychically distressing. I don’t want to talk about that. What I do want to share is a rule of thumb you can live your life by: movie taglines are almost always improved by adding “LOL” to the end.

IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM LOL.

You see?

And to further illustrate the point:

A JEDI SHALL NOT KNOW ANGER. NOR HATE. NOR LOVE LOL

A MONSTER SCIENCE CREATED - BUT COULD NOT DESTROY LOL

ON EVERY STREET ON EVERY CITY, THERE’S A NOBODY WHO DREAMS OF BEING A SOMEBODY LOL

YOU’LL BELIEVE A MAN CAN FLY LOL

SEVEN DEADLY SINS. SEVEN WAYS TO DIE LOL

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE LOL

WHEN THERE’S NO MORE ROOM IN HELL, THE DEAD WILL WALK THE EARTH LOL

OH YES, THERE WILL BE BLOOD LOL

HIS LOVE IS REAL. BUT HE IS NOT LOL

I rest my case.

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8 Responses to “Another Tiny Phenomenon”

AprilElf Says:

:D I didn’t think anything could top the first one, but they are all pretty funny.

AprilElf Says:

Okay, you got me rifling around in my DVD collection at one in the morning for titles that sound good with LOL at the end … :P

The more serious the tagline, the better the result, and horror movies are even better (as shown above) … but I don’t have any of those in my collection. Although, I IMDBed this one:
INFINITE SPACE - INFINITE TERROR LOL –and it is a movie I have seen.

These comedy titles (well, black comedy, really) work quite well:

THERE’S SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE … APPARENTLY. LUCKILY, LOVE IS BLIND. LOL

EVERYONE PRETEND TO BE NORMAL LOL

HER LIFE WAS IN THEIR HANDS. NOW HER TOE IS IN THE MAIL. LOL

And some more serious ones:

THEY STOLE HIS IDENTITY. NOW HE WANTS IT BACK. LOL

IN A FUTURE WHERE FREEDOM IS OUTLAWED, OUTLAWS WILL BECOME HEROES. LOL

THE UNION BETWEEN MAN AND VAMPIRE IS OVER LOL

ONE MAN WILL CHALLENGE AN EMPIRE LOL

I think this one is my favourite!
THE TRUE STORY OF TWO SISTERS WHO SHARED A PASSION, A MADNESS AND A MAN. LOL

Miriam Says:

I have never quite got the whole LOL thing…

Helpdesk Man Says:

Wow, the Borg one is almost better than the original. Genius.

Smokey Says:

I also like:

GARBO TALKS LOL!

Sadly, I also discovered this, from The Matrix:

IN A WORLD OF 1S AND 0S, ARE YOU A ZERO… OR THE ONE?

I don’t think I can even put a LOL to that, it’s too depressing. It does bring up a related point, however - namely, if you had a somewhat sheltered fourteen-year-old sister and she hadn’t seen The Matrix, would you recommend she view it?

AprilElf Says:

Of course, or else she won’t get all the references to it in other movies and TV shows.

I came back to say - I found it!
Guess what movie this is from:
NOTHING ON EARTH COULD COME BETWEEN THEM LOL.

Kovac Says:

You’ll laugh yourself sick! LOL

Mathew Says:

WHY SO SERIOUS. LOL

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