Yes yes, we’ve moved house, boxes everywhere, can’t find the screws, no Internet for several days, psychically distressing. I don’t want to talk about that. What I do want to share is a rule of thumb you can live your life by: movie taglines are almost always improved by adding “LOL” to the end.
IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM LOL.
You see?
And to further illustrate the point:
A JEDI SHALL NOT KNOW ANGER. NOR HATE. NOR LOVE LOL
A MONSTER SCIENCE CREATED - BUT COULD NOT DESTROY LOL
ON EVERY STREET ON EVERY CITY, THERE’S A NOBODY WHO DREAMS OF BEING A SOMEBODY LOL
YOU’LL BELIEVE A MAN CAN FLY LOL
SEVEN DEADLY SINS. SEVEN WAYS TO DIE LOL
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE LOL
WHEN THERE’S NO MORE ROOM IN HELL, THE DEAD WILL WALK THE EARTH LOL
OH YES, THERE WILL BE BLOOD LOL
HIS LOVE IS REAL. BUT HE IS NOT LOL
I rest my case.