Smokey the Magnificent

1. If you could miniaturise any animal and keep it as a pet, what kind would you choose? (I say elephant.)

2. If you were a celebrity and cuter in the face, what product would you endorse? (Victorinox veggie knives. They’re awesome. Also Casa Rinaldi caramelised balsamic vinegar, although they’re probably too classy for celebrity endorsements, particularly by non-Italian celebrities.)

3. Where do my comb be at?