July 20th, 2009

Pardon my tardy blogging, I’ve been a busy Smokey.

Not surfing the net for a week was intensely frustrating, but I got a fair amount done. I should make it an every-second-week thing, maybe.

On Friday Mum and I travelled up to Auckland to go to Savemart, a kind of huge warehousey second-hand clothing store. Our city has a Savemart too, but as it turns out, it’s nothing like the Auckland version. It was awesome. Nearly every piece of clothing was designer - labels like Jacqui-E and Cue - and there were quirky, good-quality, well-made clean outfits as far as the eye could see. I want to live next door to it! Second-hand clothing is wonderful - a sort of ethical/ecological get-out-of-jail free card because whatever sweatshops and pesticides went into making the clothes, they’ve already been bought… so snapping them up is really doing the world a favour rather than the reverse. I like it.

I ended up getting a brown woollen cardigan and a Pumpkin Patch top for the snortlepig, and a faintly steampunky cream blouse and arty Jacqui-E grey winter dress which is even breastfeeding-friendly(!) for myself, all for about $60. It’s not an uber-cheap op shop, obviously, but a darn sight better than buying new.

This week has started productively with a fervent display of domesticity in my part. And high time too. We’re having guests for dinner on Wednesday, Bible study starts back up on Thursday and Mainly Music and singing group continue as usual, so I’ll no doubt I’ll be my usual industrious self. In a still-in-bed-at-9:30 kind of way.

But more to the point: if you were stuck in a two-metre cubed dark box for a week, with food passed through a tiny slot every so often but no human contact, would you rather be totally alone or have a gerbil in with you?

Tags:

This entry was posted on Monday, July 20th, 2009 at 8:17 pm and is filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

5 Responses to “Gerbils”

Miriam Says:

Gosh, why wouldn’t you want a gerbil? Srsly, that one is just silly. The gerbil will surely win every time.

Mother Says:

Do they bite?

smokering Says:

Well, your own practically only sister chose to be alone. But she is a nasty and maladjusted wench.

I might agree with her in this case, though. What if it nibbled your earlobes off during the night, or placed its fewmets in strategic locations so as to surprise you? Or what if it were a plant by your captors, and once you befriended it and told it the location of the hidden Rebel base it scuttered away and ratted on you? (Gerbiled, rather, I suppose.)

Mother: I do not envisage this hypothetical gerbil to bite either more nor less than the regular kind. Do they bite?

Miriam Says:

But they are small and fluffy and cutesome! You could play games with the little chappie, and tell him things, and teach him to do tricks. And, more importantly, to oose through the tiny hole and bring back bits of chocolate and important documents and the key and suchlike. I would definitely go with the gerbil.

Kovac Says:

I would choose to have the Gerbil companion and I would name him Boo.

Eventually he would help me to escape and I will yell “Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!”

Leave a Reply

XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>