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	<title>Comments on: Tourism</title>
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	<description>Failing the Turing Test since 1986</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 11:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Kovac</title>
		<link>http://smokeythemagnificent.com/2009/07/10/tourism/#comment-356</link>
		<dc:creator>Kovac</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not having symptoms and spreading disease intentionally is something that people do already.  They usually get sent to prison but they rarely get referred to as super villains.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not having symptoms and spreading disease intentionally is something that people do already.  They usually get sent to prison but they rarely get referred to as super villains.</p>
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		<title>By: smokering</title>
		<link>http://smokeythemagnificent.com/2009/07/10/tourism/#comment-354</link>
		<dc:creator>smokering</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ah. His doctor didn't know. "Probably something viral", I believe was his phrase. Six years of med school...

If not having symptoms is any indication, I'm probably a carrier for leprosy. In which case I could totally use it as the basis for a superpower, probably of the villainous kind.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah. His doctor didn&#8217;t know. &#8220;Probably something viral&#8221;, I believe was his phrase. Six years of med school&#8230;</p>
<p>If not having symptoms is any indication, I&#8217;m probably a carrier for leprosy. In which case I could totally use it as the basis for a superpower, probably of the villainous kind.</p>
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		<title>By: Kovac</title>
		<link>http://smokeythemagnificent.com/2009/07/10/tourism/#comment-349</link>
		<dc:creator>Kovac</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:35:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What variety of disease did the Helpdesk Man suffer from?  I seem to have contracted a cough while I was in Auckland but I am lacking any other kind of symptom. I have no fever or ill feeling at all.

I'm wondering if i'm infected with swine flu but one of the 20% of people who show few or no symptoms.

A carrier if you will.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What variety of disease did the Helpdesk Man suffer from?  I seem to have contracted a cough while I was in Auckland but I am lacking any other kind of symptom. I have no fever or ill feeling at all.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m wondering if i&#8217;m infected with swine flu but one of the 20% of people who show few or no symptoms.</p>
<p>A carrier if you will.</p>
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		<title>By: AprilElf</title>
		<link>http://smokeythemagnificent.com/2009/07/10/tourism/#comment-340</link>
		<dc:creator>AprilElf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;"who says one needs hallucinogenic drugs to have fun?"&lt;/i&gt;

Hee hee - right on!  :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>&#8220;who says one needs hallucinogenic drugs to have fun?&#8221;</i></p>
<p>Hee hee - right on!  <img src='http://smokeythemagnificent.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Deb</title>
		<link>http://smokeythemagnificent.com/2009/07/10/tourism/#comment-338</link>
		<dc:creator>Deb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:36:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ummm, I'm  having a reaction to all the long hair, I think.  I grew up in a fundamentalist christian religion that ENFORCED long hair, I am OPPOSED to long hair as a visceral reaction.  But, you know, I have a hippie inside me, so I'm not freaking out ENTIRELY.  The conjoined braid?  Yeah, that's weird.

BUT, to the MOST IMPORTANT part of this post....

HELLS YES!!!!!!!!!!  "Never have a shower again" does not mean "Never take a bath again"!  It does not mean, "Never have a whore's bath and wash your hair in the sink again!"  Oh, JFC, I am already spending that million.  And it's not on a better shower than we already have.  We built this house with a shower stall in the master bath that had a bench and two shower heads built in, but we turned one of those into a splitter so that there are three shower heads, all of which are hand-held.

I'll just let you percolate on that.

But I would trade all that sexy goodness in for a million bucks in A MILLISECOND.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ummm, I&#8217;m  having a reaction to all the long hair, I think.  I grew up in a fundamentalist christian religion that ENFORCED long hair, I am OPPOSED to long hair as a visceral reaction.  But, you know, I have a hippie inside me, so I&#8217;m not freaking out ENTIRELY.  The conjoined braid?  Yeah, that&#8217;s weird.</p>
<p>BUT, to the MOST IMPORTANT part of this post&#8230;.</p>
<p>HELLS YES!!!!!!!!!!  &#8220;Never have a shower again&#8221; does not mean &#8220;Never take a bath again&#8221;!  It does not mean, &#8220;Never have a whore&#8217;s bath and wash your hair in the sink again!&#8221;  Oh, JFC, I am already spending that million.  And it&#8217;s not on a better shower than we already have.  We built this house with a shower stall in the master bath that had a bench and two shower heads built in, but we turned one of those into a splitter so that there are three shower heads, all of which are hand-held.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll just let you percolate on that.</p>
<p>But I would trade all that sexy goodness in for a million bucks in A MILLISECOND.</p>
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		<title>By: smokering</title>
		<link>http://smokeythemagnificent.com/2009/07/10/tourism/#comment-337</link>
		<dc:creator>smokering</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:22:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Clearly, you do not henna.</description>
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		<title>By: Grumpy Miss Marshall</title>
		<link>http://smokeythemagnificent.com/2009/07/10/tourism/#comment-336</link>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy Miss Marshall</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:25:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A million big ones and a daily bath. I don't see a downside.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A million big ones and a daily bath. I don&#8217;t see a downside.</p>
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		<title>By: Miriam</title>
		<link>http://smokeythemagnificent.com/2009/07/10/tourism/#comment-335</link>
		<dc:creator>Miriam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:07:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cleanliness is next to godliness.</description>
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