June 29th, 2009

“15 minutes of singing practice” has now been added to my points list. And a good thing too. I call myself a soprano, but it’s a bit like calling myself a blonde… once upon a time, yes, but no more. My range has dwindled dramatically through lack of practice., and getting to a high F in “Bilbo’s Last Song” is proving to be a squeaky endeavor. So Helpdesk Man and I spent half an hour last night doing vocal exercises and going through our respective songs, and it was a Good Thing. The snortlepig is somewhat in awe of this new practice, but joins in gamely.

So this morning I was making a meal plan (1 point) and decided to invite Helpdesk Man’s sister and her husband over for dinner (3 points). Problem is, they can only make it tomorrow night. So I need to come up with a gluten-free menu post-haste… I was thinking lasagna (assuming I can find gluten-free lasagna sheets) and pots de creme. Only pots de creme can be a tad dodgy, setting only according to their own sweet whim, and I’d have to go shopping tomorrow morning for chocolate and mince and things. Also, now I come to think of it, the dining room table is covered with the contents of the sewing room, which is as yet unpainted. Feh. This is why I don’t entertain.

Anyway, the question is: would you rather die 100 miles from civilization, or in a public bathroom?

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4 Responses to “Another Conundrum”

Kovac Says:

Given that you have provided so few details regarding the circumstances of how we are to die or what environment we will be in, I can’t see an advantage of one over the other. There isn’t any particular benefit to dying in a public bathroom over miles from civilization in regard to the comfort you receive since you are going to be alone in either circumstance.

Your 100 miles from civilization could be in a wonderful sunny glen or it could be a nasty bog, while the public toilet could be a well kept bathroom with towels and plenty of clean water to cool your face with as you die, or instead it could be a urine soaked broken down thing.

However I suspect that this will be a swift death as if I was dying of anything not immediate I would likely pull myself out of the public restroom before departing the world.

smokering Says:

Well, the thing is, dying 100 miles from civilization might mean no-one found you for weeks, until you had been partially eaten by pumas and they had to identify you by your dental records and your family had spent thousands putting up posters of your face in the subway. But dying in a public throom, however plush, would mean you were known forever as the guy who died in the public throom. Teenage girls would whisper for months about it, pointing out which cubicle you died in and daring each other to go in (well, or teenage boys, depending on whether or not it was a gendered bathroom, which incidentally is a hotly political topic, gendered bathrooms, but I digress). And of course, the chances are high that when you were eventually removed from said throom by grossed-out EMTs, you would be in a state of undress.

On the other hand, you’d be in good company with Elvis. And your death would likely not involve frostbite or gangrene, which is a real possibility in the 100-miles-from-civilization scenario.

Kovac Says:

I’m pretty sure that I would be considerate enough to tell people at least my general destination before heading out into the wild so at least they would have a general idea of what happened to me. And I’m not dreadfully concerned about what happens to my corpse.
Being raised as a zombie would be an exception to that I suppose.

Pumas shouldn’t be a problem as long as my choice of 100 miles from civilization is somewhere on the arctic shelf, I’m not a big fan of jungles with the masses of insects so it wouldn’t be my likely destination. If I’m lucky my body might be found frozen in ice thousands of years in the future.
If I’m VERY lucky they might be able to revive me :D

I think you are overstating the interest teenage girls would have in my death. If I was to die in the bathroom of a school perhaps, but if it was any other public toilet I doubt most people would hear of it, let alone discuss it.

A state of undress is possible, but not assured as you said nothing about how one would die or how long it would take.

smokering Says:

I dunno. Some guy once jumped off the carpark above Village 7, and years afterwards the cinema staff were all talking about it.

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